Welcome to the Keyboard Ink Factory! To clarify, we do not manufacture keyboard ink, but utilize it predominantly in the one type of product we do manufacture, which is W.E.A.T.H.E.R. To clarify further, not weather as in climate, but in Written Excursions Available To Help Elevate Reality. These excursions are available in various lengths to fit anyone’s time frame.
Dealing with a case of ‘The Mundane Monday Mornings’ and it’s Thursday afternoon? Is your day following a common pattern of things being slightly off-center, where the feeling of not accomplishing enough once again is following you through the day? It’s a symptom of a common foe for the many people who know that Life shouldn’t have to be so annoying, yet is.
It’s called our daily grind and it is often accompanied by the mantra of most; ‘I just want to get through this day’. We’ve all been there, with so many days only about treading water as we go in search of a mental floatation device to ease the strain and stress. Such devices available from the Keyboard Ink Factory are literary in substance and intent.
Then there’s the flip side of the daily grind coin, where everything goes according to plan. However rare these days are, perhaps it calls for a reward that takes the focus from the required steady effort supplied and the hoped-for results you achieved to a place your mind can simply go along for the ride. To borrow from Mr. Shakespeare, we need more grin than grind.
So, you’ve had one of those coin-toss types of day. Still, and given that a coin has only two sides, it doesn’t exclude a third possibility to put the Keyboard Ink Factory to use. That choice is simply the love of reading without the influence of the diametrically-opposed pendulum swings of our daily lives, where reading is an important part of that same life.
Whether your search for something to read is reprieve, reward or routine, the goal is the same; to mentally depart for a while. With that being your objective, you may regard the Keyboard Ink factory as a personal travel agency for your mind to use, free to choose the duration of your excursion. Einstein said that logic will get you from A to B, but imagination will get you anywhere. We invite you to put your imagination to use, with the Keyboard Ink Factory your tour guide.
Our inventory has three components that are tailored to your desired length of time away. Whether it is a day trip (short stories), a weekend getaway (novellas), or a vacation destination (novels), the Keyboard Ink Factory is dedicated to providing these fully-involved travel itineraries of your choice. With the Factory’s assembly line now up and running, our beginning inventory carries a half dozen choices of various lengths.
While there will be fees attached to the novellas and novels, the short stories will always be free. New arrivals to the inventory will be made on a monthly basis to at least one of the three categories as we establish a rotation that will see a growing archive section as time moves on. We’ll also provide multiple options regarding your mode of transportation (genre).
We are an eco-friendly company. All of our words are recycled, each word broken down into their individual components of consonants and vowels, then checked for structural integrity. Once they pass our rigorous inspection, they are re-sized, re-fronted, and coated in keyboard ink. Then the letters are reassembled back into the best possible order and into their new roles. We might invent new words, but only out of necessity. It is our solemn vow, though, that we will not invent new letters.
For quality control, the renowned firm of Spellcheck and Thesaurus has been hired. For production itself, the well-known Qwerty machine is the equipment of choice. Regarding our research department, we employ a super-secret organization whose name we cannot reveal. Strangely, we are allowed to reveal it rhymes with Oogle.
Humans were the only animals used in our testing program. None were harmed during the testing process. Taken for granted, yes. Harmed, no. As with the conventional dealing with weather, there will be forecasts. The W.E.A.T.H.E.R. forecasts at this site are in regards to both soon-to-arrive and future excursions becoming available so you can plan your travels accordingly.
If you enjoy the W.E.A.T.H.E.R. here at the Keyboard Ink Factory, please tell your friends and family. Think of it as doing your good deed for the day and then you can be mean to everyone else. If for some reason, your time spent here was not something you enjoyed, please tell someone you don’t like. Think of it as doing your bad deed for the day and then you can be nice to everyone else. Thank you very much for your time!